mandysimo13:

OOOOOOOOOOOOhmmmmmygoooooddddd 

I’m rewatching Hannibal and in “Oeuf” when Will was like 

I was so close to him…I felt like we were doing things at the same time”

Like????? Can you imagine??? how Hanni was freaking out like 

**senpai noticed me!!!!**

titusnowl:

lakidaa:

sixohsixoheightfourtwo:

confusinglyamusingly:

sixohsixoheightfourtwo:

so I just want everyong to be aware that there’s an edition of the Aubrey/Maturin books which look like romance novels and in other news i can’t fucknig stop buying these fucking books

“looks like a mills & boon about boats and gays” – confusinglyamusingly

“what is going on this can’t be what it looks like” – justlikeeddie probably

“is it a SEXY surprise” – robin

“how do i have 3 copies of this” – me

I received this from Boadie last weekend and after reading the front and back covers still didn’t quite believe it wasn’t a soft porn novel about boats and gays

i IMAGINE what was going on was that the publishers noticed that one of the first things people say about the aubrey/maturin books is “these books are full of some really technical boat-related discussions and that turns a lot of people off” and thought “how do we make people see these books as FRESh, YOUNG, SEXY???”

i thought all the technical discussion was supposed to go on by over us as a sort of weird literary joke even as it was correct 

owl pls advice

the plot of the series IS a romance between two men

it might be a platonic-love one rather than one full of soft porn but yeah

and yeah the author knew what he was talking about with the technical sailing stuff but the author also knew that for the most part his readers would be on a level with maturin & some of the shit is absolutely a joke put in for those readers who’d get it (i am almost NEVER well-versed enough to get it, and right now i can’t remember the details of any of the couple i HAVE noticed were jokes, unfortunately)

& u have to read between the lines a lot 

but anyway yeah

these covers are accurate tbh :B

 i mean they put romance novel covers on jane austen and she’s just as “read-between-the-lines”-y

p0e-dameron:

psychoboy777:

p0e-dameron:

vann-haal:

p0e-dameron:

han solo is just a dude who made charisma his best stat but can’t roll above a four at any given time

why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave

Han: “Uh, we’re fine… Uh, how are you?”

DM: …

DM: Roll Deception.

Han: You know what, fuck it, I blow up the console. Chewie, we’re about to have company!

this is my favorite addition to this post.