The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable
[Criminal, or Steve. Or someone] give it to me straight. Why is some kid swinging around and beating up people in Queens?
[Peter] Firstofall, nothingI dois straight.
[Villain punches him]
[Peter] this is homophobia.
[Someone. Probably Tony] he said nothing about gay people, though?
[Peter] but he hit me. So again. Homophobia.
[Tony] you could not have picked a worse time to come out of the closet.
[Peter] bold of you to assume I was ever in the closet to begin with. I’ve been giving off Chaotic Twink Energy my whole damn life.
Aunt may: so why can’t you get your driver’s license again??
In the books, Freddie Lounds sneaks into the ICU and sneaks a photo of Will’s injuries. This is imagining she does it in the show, and Hannibal sees it from abroad…
“Elusive Spanish artist Pejac travels the
world creating street interventions, often integrating natural elements into
man-made structures through a combination of stenciling and trompe l’oeil
painting. His most recent projects have brought him to New York City for the
first time, where he has created two arboreal artworks in Bushwick and
Chinatown.”
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