apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesnât have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it âDavidâs jitterbugâ (for those of you that donât know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said âexcuse me I have to take thisâ and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said âI have to take thisâ and left
Davidâs co-workers probably: âThis is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?â
David: âBold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.â