job interviewer: what would you describe as your biggest weakness?

me: oh fake relationship au for sure

amazing

youarentreadingthis:

“People are naturally lazy and will never do any kind of work for free.”

Fanfiction Writers:

That’s tea

irisparry:

preparing for reading this fic like it’s a romantic evening in, I’m making a special meal in the actual oven and I’m gonna wear my favourite outfit (my pyjamas) and dim the lights and put on music I might even pour a glass of wine

someone’s getting laid this evening and it’s my favourite fictional character

“someone’s getting laid this evening and it’s my favourite fictional character” is my new sexuality

hwoodjoe:

bigmysteriousmoon:

rizaoftheowls:

fortissimohno:

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

bold of you to assume I was not forged in that dark crucible

@moulinroux …looking at you.

bitch i was reading fic before ff.net was even created. none of you would have survived geocities and angelfire pages with just lists of links of fic, scrolling with no filters or search capabilities. you don’t KNOW THE DARK MAGIC.

hamiltonincorrectquotes:

self care is filtering fics on ao3 by completed only

True Pain

desirebenedict:

Fanfic: Last updated 1/16/2009

Me: But maybe it will update tomorrow though

IT COULD HAPPEN DONT SHATTER MY DREAMS

almosttomorocco:

claup777:

Me: I’m going to bed

What people think I mean:

What I actually mean:

This is not a lie.

i love that when my sisters and i are on vacation we’re like phew im tired bedtime and we all go to bed and then lay there side by side on our phones, silently knowing what each other are doing

s-sweetmarie:

name one more iconic™ duo i’ll wait

me putting my search terms into AO3 lolol