Greatest article I’ve ever read.
i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else
THE GOODEST COMEDIAN
Tag: brooklyn 99
b99 halloween meme // day five: fave rivalry
holt vs literally everybody
“None of you stand a chance against me. No courage, no patience, no brains, and, of course, a bald old man.” “I’m younger than you.” “No comeback for the bald thing, I see.”
hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine
john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink
John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?
Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that
WHAT I WOULDN’T GIVE
Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:
week five → captain raymond holt
“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle
→ give me brooklyn nine nine
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