***Infinity War Spoilers***
Peter: I can’t be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there’s no neighborhood.
Me: WELL YOU CAN’T BE A FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN IF THERE’S NO SPIDER-MAN, PETER.
wait………….
is THAT what “smash mouth” means?
oh. my. god.
This post has no reference or explanation and doesn’t need one at this time, but years from now we need people to remember when Smash Mouth murdered Khaled and solidified pussy eating culture
Iron Man 3 (2013)| Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
I have a lot of feelings about this
“I used to think that getting under your skin was a form of sport, now I look on it as a moral duty.”
lolol legit me during grad school with my housemates
SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY
RIGHT HERE ON TWITTER WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT
THE ROCK WEIGHS IN
SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY
RIGHT HERE ON TWITTER WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT
THE ROCK WEIGHS IN
[Image Description: Tag reading “zamboni as a plot device”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is:
this looks like the reception desk of my mind
this looks like the reception desk of my mind



